Tyler Garrett

Reading is good. A reply is better. Posts can now ask for something back — an email, a few form fields, a yes — and everything you collect lands in one place.

The CTA block

In the editor, hit + CTA / form. Choose email capture for a clean subscribe box, or custom form to ask for a name, a message, a phone number, or pick-one choices. Write your own heading, button text and thank-you, and style it as a card, a full-width banner, or plain.

A CTA can even be the whole post — a landing page with nothing but the ask. And because category, tags and slug stay global across a split test, you can A/B/C the pitch without ever splitting your SEO.

Your inbox, top-right

Every capture shows up in the inbox in the top-right corner — with an unread badge so you notice. Each lead is tagged with the split-test arm and screen size that produced it, so you can see which version of the page earned it. Archive the ones you've handled.

Try it — this is the feature

The box below is a real CTA block, built with exactly what's described above. Drop your email in and it lands in my inbox, tagged to this post.

Split tests on j7 used to rank on a blended engagement score — clicks, reads, dwell and repeat visits, all mixed together. Useful, but it assumed everyone is chasing the same thing. Now you tell j7 what winning means, and it ranks on that.

Four goals, your call

Open any page's analytics and you'll find a ranking by picker with four options: Engagement (the old blend), Reached end (how many people make it to the bottom), CTA clicks, and Leads captured. Pick the one that matches what the page is actually for.

Autopilot serves the winner of your goal

Flip autopilot on and j7 stops splitting traffic evenly and starts serving the confident winner to everyone — measured by the goal you chose. Optimize for leads, and the variant that captures the most emails becomes the one new visitors see.

Still honest about confidence

A winner is only suggested once every arm clears a minimum sample, and j7 tells you how sure it is — early, leaning, or a strong signal. No declaring victory on three clicks.

Same split-testing engine you already had — now pointed at the outcome you actually care about.

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You heard that right, today mosquitos in Austin Texas suck, they suck straight butt hole. As opposed to curved buttholes. Also, when was the last time anyone said something sucked a butt hole? To each their own, some butts are better than others.

Are buttholes curved?

Yes.

ChatGPT helped me understand this more...

Breakdown: "Mosquitos in Austin Texas suck" This starts as a normal complaint. Mosquitoes literally suck blood, and in slang, "they suck" also means "they're terrible." "they suck straight butt hole" The speaker exaggerates the complaint with a crude expression. It's a deliberately ridiculous way of saying the mosquitoes are especially awful. "As opposed to curved buttholes." This is the punchline. The phrase "straight butt hole" accidentally creates an adjective ("straight") modifying "butthole." The listener expects "straight" to mean "directly" or "really," but the joke pretends it means the butthole itself is geometrically straight. The follow-up points out the absurd implication by contrasting it with a "curved butthole."

Butt...

The humor comes from: A double meaning of "suck." Misinterpreting the grammar on purpose. The absurd image of categorizing buttholes by shape ("straight" vs. "curved"). The unexpected shift from complaining about mosquitoes to discussing the geometry of buttholes.

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